Certificates of Insanity


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Sure, we all know people who are "certifiably insane" but isn't it about time we were actually able to certify these loonies?

The HPLHS is pleased to present our Certificates of Insanity beautifully printed on a high quality frame-worthy document. We take care of customizing, printing, and shipping them direct to your favorite lunatic. You can check off the appropriate diagnoses from our robust and fascinating list of mental maladies.

Choose from the celebrated Arkham Asylum or Sefton Asylum (named in "Herbert West - Reanimator").

Dimensions: 8.5 x 11 inches

Fine Print
HPLHS Certificates of Insanity are intended for amusement purposes only. Well, and maybe as a wake-up call to some people who don't know they're crazy. However, they are not legally binding (even though sometimes we wish they were) and ought not be the basis for actual confinement of any patients in a mental institution without further examination and observation by a qualified medical professional. The copious diagnoses provided by the HPLHS do not conform to currently guidelines in the DSM-IV nor are they particularly representative of typical diagnoses one sees these days. HPLHS Certificates of Insanity do not reflect the current mental state of the individual(s) who made them.

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Eric Blake
It's official now...

"the sailor who broke down the door could perhaps have told frightful things if he had not forthwith gone completely mad."

Thank you, Dr. John Seward, for the confirmation!

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Christopher
The Perfect Birthday Present

I got a couple of these as birthday presents for my most frequent players of Call of Cthulhu. I can't wait to see their faces when they receive them! They look and feel authentic in every way. I had fun checking off their lists of various symptoms... Great product!

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james
fun little gift

okay these are pretty nifty products... you might wish to pick one/two or more up just to certify you arent quite right :)

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Adam
Love the insanity certificate

I got the Arkham certificate, love it!

It was signed by the Doctor I specified (a friend of mine who is a psychiatrist) in a cool handwriting.

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Jodanne Benson
Very genius idea

ideal for jokers who are funloving.Benson the jokers only the best will joodle do.